Barista Suicide Intro

Greetings to all you current and former Starbuckians. My name is Barista Suicide or BS for short. I briefly worked with Pat and Cole in the pre-frappuccino days. Back then I was known as Holiday Boy or Talks to the Register Boy. I worked for SBUX between Thanksgiving and Christmas for 10 days with a couple of two day follow ups. At the end I got a sweet, hand painted by Romanian child slave labor, Christmas Mug as a parting gift. I still enjoy it to this day.

I returned to The Company a few years later, having chosen to relocate for love. I leveraged my eight years in hotel management into a way cool Shift Supervisor position in a remote market.

Luckily, Uncle Douche-bag (my DM) talked me into excepting the position with the hope that I could rise to the level of ASSMAN later. Really I just needed the medical. We all know that no one is capable of running the floor until they have completed the Shift Supervisor Learning Journey.

My postings will offer insight into the good and the bad of the Bucks and ultimately into the true meaning of Barista Suicide.

Thanks for coming in.

Barista Suicide


****** Pat Nerr******
Welcome BS... We look forward to your insight and knowledge of markout pastries.

Thanks everyone... we'll see you tomorrow. We will have mugs for sale this Friday... all marked down from $1200.00.

Pat Nerr...